Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Jason Sudeikis Lost Weight Thanks to Having All the Sex With Olivia Wilde
Want to lose weight and have fun doing it? According to comedian Jason Sudeikis, it's easy. All you have to do is be in a relationship with Olivia Wilde, spend a bunch of time sexing her up, and the pounds will just melt away.
How's that for an infomercial?
Burt Reynolds + Cap’n Crunch Sat in a Bowl of Cereal and Had a Little Chat [VIDEO]
To celebrate its 50th anniversary, Cap'n Crunch cereal has been celebrating with the launch of a "late night talk show" wherein the Captain himself (who is totally a real Captain, you guys) pretends he's human and not a cartoon character.
Last night he interviewed Burt Reynolds. Because when we think Cap'n Crunch, we think Burt Reynolds. (Except we don't, because we're too busy thinking
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Rappers have a tendency to be a tad self-centered, but this brag -- while meant to be cheeky -- just comes off as idiotic. This beat-master once boasted, "I'm so cool even I want to be me."
Justin Bieber’s Mom Sees All – Photo of the Week
Justin Bieber went and got himself yet another tattoo, but this one might be the weirdest yet. Because it's a giant replica of his mother's eye on the inside of his arm. Who is now forced to watch everything he does.
Whatever, the ladies will probably still love it anyway.
Tina Turner Weds Longtime Boyfriend Erwin Bach in Switzerland
Legendary songstress Tina Turner, 73, walked down the aisle for the second time, marrying her longtime love, 57-year-old record executive Erwin Bach. (Told you.)
And if there was one wedding we would've killed to see, it's this one.
Robert Downey Jr., Channing Tatum + Hugh Jackman Are Hollywood’s Best Paid Actors
Things are going well for the super-heroic hunks of Hollywood, with 'Iron Man' portrayer Robert Downey Jr., White House savior Channing Tatum and Wolverine himself -- Hugh Jackman -- landing the top three spots on the list of Tinseltown's highest paid actors.
Mary-Louise Parker May Quit Acting Because the Internet Is a Cruel, Cruel Mistress
Former 'Weeds' star Mary-Louise Parker says she's pretty close to quitting acting, mainly because the internet is full of meanies.
Rick Moranis in ‘Ghostbusters’ + Charlie Day in ‘Pacific Rim’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Actor and comedian Charlie Day was on 'Conan' last night (July 15) promoting his sci-fi movie 'Pacific Rim,' and the ginger host drew a comparison between Day and Rick Moranis. And now we can't unsee it.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer was trying to sound intellectual while quoting a famous Irish poet. But then he said, "I'm gonna quote a line from Yeats, I think it is: 'The best lack all conviction, while the best are filled' ... oh no. It's the other way around."
Internet Rigs Contest to Help ‘Creepy’ Dude Fulfill Dream of Smelling Taylor Swift’s Hair
In a move unsurprisingly orchestrated by internet denizens, a 39-year-old man is well on his way to winning a contest in which he'd get to meet Taylor Swift -- and smell her hair.
Yeah, that sounds about right. Because internet.