Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Adam Sandler Tells David Letterman About That Time He Was Attacked by a Cheetah [VIDEO]
Adam Sandler was talking to David Letterman on Tuesday night (to promote his new film 'Grown Ups 2') when talked turned to that time he was on safari in South Africa and was attacked by a cheetah.
Hey, it could happen to anyone.
Charlie Sheen Went to Scotland to Hunt Down the Loch Ness Monster (No, Really)
Charlie Sheen has done some crazy things in his time, but taking a private jet to Scotland for 24 hours to locate the Loch Ness Monster would have to at least rank in the top five. Even for him.
Bradley Cooper + Gerard Butler’s Bromance Is Still Going Strong – Photo of the Week
BFFs Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler recently hung out together at the Wimbledon finals in London, bonding over their matching jackets and completely ignoring the existence of Cooper's girlfriend Suki Waterhouse.
Oh, like you wouldn't.
Just a Few Keystrokes Will Cover Vogue UK’s Website With Dinosaurs Wearing Fancy Hats
Does the weekend seem miles away? Need some Velociraptors in fabulous hats to turn that frown upside down? Man, are you in luck.
Someone we don't know but already love tweaked Vogue's UK website, and now, with a simple code -- one you may remember from playing 'Contra' on NES -- you can cover the page in dinosaurs. Fashion forward dinos, of course.
Man Proposes to His Girlfriend – With the Help of Zach Braff [VIDEO]
Matt Hubert is yet another dude making guys everywhere think they need to propose in a big, public setting. He even enlisted the help of 'Scrubs' star Zach Braff to help him pop the question to his girlfriend Janice. And of course Zach agreed, because celebrities can't seem to say no to that stuff.
Also, Matt may have donated to Zach's infamous Kickstarter, which probably didn't hurt any.
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Leaving ‘The View’ for More Conservative Pastures on Fox
Right-wing conservative co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving 'The View' (you probably already knew about that) -- and landing right into a cushy job at Fox News. Which should surprise exactly no one.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This 'Real Housewife,' who clearly thinks natural child birth should be left to animals, once admitted, "I'm having anything they can give me to take off the edge cause I cannot be screaming like a wolf and pooping on no tables."
Elton John Cancels European Tour to Undergo Surgery for Appendicitis
Elton John was forced to cancel the entire leg of his European tour, all because his appendix refused to behave and now requires surgery to remove an abscess.
Appendixes: Can't live with 'em, can't figure out why evolution hasn't gotten rid of 'em yet.
Daniel Radcliffe Joins Sign Language Campaign for Deaf Kids [PHOTO]
If you live in London and travel by tube, your day is about to be filled with way more Daniel Radcliffe -- because the actor is now part of a new campaign for hearing-impaired young people.
In other words, your commute just got better.
So Amanda Bynes and Her Turquoise Wig Went to Court Today [PHOTOS]
Amanda Bynes appeared in a New York court this morning (July 9) to face charges of reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence after she threw a bong -- which she claims was merely a a vase -- out the window of her high-rise apartment building in May. And what better way to prove how sane she is than to show up in a greenish-blue wig.
"But your honor," we hope she said, "I cou