Cassandra Rose

Earlier in the week, Jimmy Kimmel gave the German government an ultimatum: Return Justin Bieber's quarantined monkey, or German fascination David Hasselhoff would meet his maker.

But regardless of his (and Kid Rock's) threats to "off the Hoff," Kimmel still hadn't heard anything from Deutschland as the deadline approached.

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Despite warnings from producers that she should show up on time for the 'Scary Movie 5' premiere, Lindsay Lohan was beyond fashionably late anyway.

Hands up from anyone who's surprised.

(Really? Back there in the back? You must be new.)

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Robert Downey Jr. is no stranger to warming our hearts and making us laugh (seriously, we're pretty sure that man has ad libbed every single film he's ever been in), but he really got us when he showed up to the German photocall for 'Iron Man 3' wearing ... lederhosen.

Never has a man looked so good in a neckerchief and green socks.

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For the past seven years, Out magazine has released an annual list of the gay movers and shakers in the political, business and entertainment worlds. This year, famous names like Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson Cooper and list newcomer Frank Ocean made the Top 10.

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- As if JT weren't enough, Britney Spears has also swapped spit with Ryan Gosling.

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Part promotion for Hilarity for Charity (which funds Alzheimer's research) and part twisted look into the world of what could be, Funny or Die's newest offering postulates what would happen if Seth Rogen donated to charity -- which then earned him the right to be the "worst person in the world" for the rest of the year.

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MTV has finally announced the expected: 'Buckwild,' the reality series about the young people of West Virginia, has been canceled in the wake of 21-year-old cast member Shain Gandee's death of apparent carbon monoxide poisoning on April 1.

But it seems the show's producer, J.P. Williams, isn't taking the news so well.

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Gerard Butler really needs to stop messing with our hearts, because we're falling for him hard.

First he recreated '300' for his fans, then he talked about dressing up for vagina festivals and he even humored the troops. Now he's lifting weights with children and hugging them and it's possible my ovaries just passed out cold.

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Songstress Taylor Swift was the cover model for Your Body is a Wonderland magazine and she spent her time within its pages talking about what else -- her love life.

It's not like she's a successful young woman with anything else to talk about, geez.

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In "so adorable we feel the need to hug a basket full of puppies" news, Blake Shelton will officiate and sing at Kelly Clarkson's upcoming wedding. (We didn't know you could hire him for these sorts of things.)

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