Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic.
You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
Heidi Klum + Her Boyfriend Got Drunk and Fought in Public
Heidi Klum got slightly catty off the catwalk this weekend during a boozy bout with her boyfriend/bodyguard Martin Kristen.
Donald Trump Fearlessly Defends Bikinis from All Enemies, Foreign + Domestic [VIDEO]
When Donald Trump made a random appearance on Fox & Friends on Monday, June 10 (just because he could), he was asked the most pressing of questions: What did he think about the Miss World competition removing the bikini portion of its contest due to complaints from the Muslim community in Indonesia, where the pageant is being held?
Ron Howard Narrating Twitter Users’ Lives ‘Arrested Development’-Style Is Utter Brilliance
Since the premiere of 'Arrested Development' a decade ago, people worldwide have come to love Ron Howard's narration of the exploits of the Bluth family. (He's much better than lots of other narrators. Seriously. Some of those guys are just garbage.) But as much as fans wanted to be Bluths, they weren't.
But that slightly changed today (June 10), when Ron took to Twitter to read tweets with the hashtag #ADnarrates, create a narrative for them, and turn those narratives into Vines. The result was completely awesome.
John Malkovich Helped Save a Man’s Life
We all know it's pretty awesome being John Malkovich, but this weekend it got pretty heroic, too, after he saved a man bleeding to death on a Toronto street.
Karma Catches Up with Simon Cowell as He’s Pelted With Eggs on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ [VIDEO]
Simon Cowell is used to people not appreciating his opinions. But during the finale of 'Britain's Got Talent' on Saturday (June 8), one previously rejected contestant decided she'd take his feedback over easy and pelted him with raw eggs.
Russell Crowe, Paris Hilton, Kelly Clarkson + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 7) celebrities lost pets, sought pastries, met other celebrities, learned to tweet and got their Vine on.
Kate Upton’s Scene-Stealing Boobs Are Two Huddled Masses, Yearning to Be Free [PHOTOS]
Kate Upton is everywhere lately. So it's no surprise that she's been cast in 'The Other Woman,' a romantic comedy in which she and Cameron Diaz discover they are mistresses of Leslie Mann's husband.
But none of that is necessary to appreciate these pictures, because you'll forget the plot in seconds.
Now That Liam Hemsworth Is on Twitter, Let the Rampant Speculation Begin
Realizing it was 2013 and he has multiple movies that need plugging, Liam Hemsworth finally caved and joined Twitter, giving him yet another platform to stonewall fan questions about his relationship with Miley Cyrus.
Al Roker, Jenna Fischer, Andy Cohen + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 6) celebrities recovered from trauma, aired laundry, tempted death, reached ceasefires and tweeted without hands.
After Paparazzi Photos of Kim Kardashian Get Ugly, She Gets Ugly with the Paparazzi
Professional attentionista Kim Kardashian likes to have her picture taken so much, she calls paparazzi and lets them know where she is. But today she suddenly soured on photogs, claiming that they threatened both her and the little gestating Khristy.