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Jenna Jameson Beat Someone With a Brass Knuckle iPhone Case Like a Busty Tech-Savvy Mobster
Porn queen Jenna Jameson had a bit of a setback en route to her birthday celebration on Sunday, April 7, when she was arrested for allegedly battering her assistant after an argument. But we bet you can't guess what her weapon of choice was.
Molly Ringwald Covers ‘The Breakfast Club’ Theme on Her Debut Jazz Album [AUDIO]
'The Breakfast Club' princess Claire Standish may be a snob, but she's not without her talents. This is evidenced by portrayer Molly Ringwald's new jazz album, on which she tackles 'Don't You (Forget About Me),' originally recorded by Simple Minds in 1985 for the cult-classic coming-of-age movie.
‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Has So Many Sex Tape Stories That She Can’t Even Keep Them All Straight
Originally, 'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham was just your average girl next door with a sex tape being shopped by anonymous sources to porn distributors. You know, the usual attentionista stuff.
Then it turned out she was doing that shopping herself. Now? She's just straight-up confused.
Go Ahead and Think Simon Cowell Is Gay. He’s Too Busy Being Straight to Care.
Despite gallivanting with all manner of beautiful ladies, Simon Cowell's sexuality seems to constantly be in question. Now the 53-year-old producer and reality-show mogul says it's cool if you think he's gay.
(Which, in case you don't know, is exactly how straight people who are totally comfortable with their own sexuality handle such things.)
Christina Hendricks Wants to Be Your Fantasy Florist [PHOTO]
'Mad Men' bombshell Christina Hendricks moonlights as something you might not expect: a florist.
Halle Berry Is Pregnant
Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead at 70
Roger Ebert, long-time movie critic for the Chicago Sun-Times and former host of 'At The Movies,' died today, April 4, at the age of 70.
‘Game of Thrones’ Star Lena Headey Is Flat Broke
Financial winter is coming.
Actress Lena Headey, known for her royal roles as the sinister Queen Cersei in 'Game of Thrones' and Queen Gorgo in '300,' says she has "less than $5 in her bank account" and needs the IRS to kick things into gear with her refund.
David Letterman Takes Acerbic Aim at Jay Leno + the ‘Tonight’ Show [VIDEO]
You don't have to ask David Letterman for his feelings about Jimmy Fallon replacing Jay Leno sometime next year -- he'll tell you anyway.
James Franco, Emma Watson, Rihanna + Many More Bring You Raunchy Post-Apocalyptic Hilarity in ‘This Is The End’ [NSFW VIDEO]
Hot on the heels of yesterday's fake 'Pineapple Express' sequel trailer, the new red band trailer for Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogan's end-of-the-world comedy has arrived, and it's just as good as you imagined.