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Jessica Simpson ‘Accidentally’ Got Herself Pregnant Again
The interwebs are ablaze with chatter that Jessica Simpson -- who just seven months ago birthed her first baby -- is "accidentally" knocked up again after a sperm apparently tripped and fell into one of her eggs.
At first we were all "doesn't she know how how babies are made?" and then we remembered who we're talking about here so never mind.
Angus T. Jones Publicly Apologizes to His ‘Two and a Half Men’ Overlords
Angus T. Jones, who until Monday was known mainly as "that kid on 'Two and a Half Men,'" has had quite a busy week.
First he implored people not to watch his show anymore because it's "filth," and then his mom said she was worried he'd been sucked into a cult. Now, not even two days after the whole brouhaha began, Jones has realized which side of his $350,000-per-episode bread
Jenny McCarthy ‘Cougar Rapes’ Justin Bieber Because That’s Totally Appropriate
Not long ago, Jenny McCarthy was rubbing against trees in a way even the most staunch environmentalists would oppose. But these days it seems she's found an actual human being to molest -- namely, Justin Bieber.
Channing Tatum Chosen Sexiest Man Alive [PHOTO]
Last week we told you rumors were swirling that Channing Tatum was set to become the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive -- and it looks like those rumors were true.
Oh, Good Morning. Care for Some Eggs? Coffee? Rihanna Naked? [PHOTO]
Rihanna is fast becoming the world's most famous exhibitionist. In fact, these days it would be a lot more scintillating if she'd just put something on.
This time around, you'll find her wearing only a leather jacket on the December cover of GQ.
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Split as He Wades Into a Sea of Lingerie Models [PHOTO]
Beliebers, start your engines. Your boy is single again.
Seems the tween star finally figured out he's Justin Bieber and 18 and able to get lingerie model tail, so there was no point in continuing a relationship with Selena Gomez.
Celebrities Without Makeup
It takes a brave woman to venture out in public without makeup -- especially when she knows there are likely to be cameras following her every barefaced move. Regardless, even the rich and famous sometimes don't want to assemble an entire glam squad before leaving the house.
Surprisingly Short Famous Guys
Last time we checked the sources that track such things, the average height of American and European men was about 5 feet 10 inches. That varies depending on genetics, of course, but what's really mind-boggling is how much taller some male celebrities on the shorter side seem to look to us...
Election 2012: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry + More Tweet In Celebration of Obama’s Victory
President Obama certainly has his share of celebrity supporters, so when he won reelection on Tuesday night, you could feel the joy radiating off their Twitter pages.
While Donald Trump came hilariously unhinged, other (actual) celebs celebrated in expected fashion.
Christina Aguilera, Sting + More Perform at Red Cross Hurricane Sandy Telethon [VIDEOS]
If you could assemble the perfect concert, chances are good it would include Sting, Christina Aguilera, Billy Joel, Mary J. Blige and Bruce Springsteen -- and Friday night saw that group and more use their powers for good when they performed on Friday night's Hurricane Sandy special, with all money benefiting the Red Cross.