First Photo of Timberlake + Biel Wedding Finally Revealed to an Indifferent World

You can rest easy today, America. We've finally gotten a photo from last week's wedding between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.

PEOPLE has official snaps from the couple's Oct. 19 nuptials, the rights to which were sold for a whopping 300 large.

The first picture out of the gate? Shows a happy Timberlake doing his best Tom Cruise impression while Biel beams in her cotton candy pink gown and little girls everywhere scream in fits of jealous rage.

Judging from the bland remarks given by the bride and groom, who called the vow-swappage in Italy a "really special evening" and "a total fantasy experience," we can only assume it was a wedding for the ages.

The PEOPLE story notes that Timberlake serenaded Biel with a specially-written song as she walked down the aisle in her Giambattista Valli Haute Couture gown -- with that many words, it has to be expensive -- and Biel did nothing worth noting whatsoever other than show up and look like a pretty pretty princess.

About 100 guests were invited to the week-long wedding celebration at the Borgo Egnazia resort in southern Italy, including Jimmy Fallon, Andy Samberg and Beverley Mitchell (whom you might remember as Biel's sister on '7th Heaven'). All their close friends and family were also there, but since they aren't bold-faced names, they're obviously much less important.

Strangely absent were some members of Timberlake's former boy band 'N Sync, quelling all hopes of an impromptu 'Bye Bye Bye' dance number at the reception.

The full wedding issue of PEOPLE will hit newsstands this Friday. (Don't lie. You know you're marking your calendars.)