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18 Signs You Grew Up On the Starship Enterprise-D

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You’re not from just any starship  – you’re from the Enterprise-D, class Galaxy, baby. Back when people still got stuck in turbolifts and even a kid could solve a major engineering crisis. Are you a true Enterprise-D kid like Wil Wheaton, aka Wesley Crusher from ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’? Here’s how you know.

1. This was your first confidant:

Guinan
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2. You learned how to sit from the best of ‘em.

RIker Sit

3. Borg, Schmorg, this is what’s really scary:

Lwaxana
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4. You’ve totally taken (and instantly regretted) a short trip to Rubicun III.

Rubicun III
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5. This guy!!! (*shakes fist* *smiles*)

6. You’d think twice before responding to a vague distress call from the Neutral Zone.

Distress
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7. You think the banana split is possibly one of the greatest things in the universe.

Wesley Crusher
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 8. This is your idea of a good time:

Holodeck
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9. You knew you could just grow some weird radishes to win the science fair.

Patterson Supra Radishes
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10. You knew better than to whisper around these guys:

Ferengi
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11. This was the best person to ask for help with your homework:

Data
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12.You never EVER wanted to see this face:

Picard
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13. Or this one:

Facepalm Picard
Paramount

14. R.I.P. Natasha Yar 2337-2364.

Natasha Yar
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15. Romulan ale. Not even once.

Romulan Ale
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16. A Klingon tried to flirt with you, and it made you really nervous.

Klingon
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17. This was your favorite game … briefly.

Game
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18. And, finally, you’ve mastered the art of the turtleneck.

Turtleneck
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