Zach Braff, Busy Philipps, James Deen + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Happy almost Friday, everyone! It’s still the Jewish New Year, so go ahead and keep on partying like it’s 5774. Read: inside flying cars, which have to be invented by then. Twitter was a mixed bag today (Sept. 5), but there was a bunch of old man jokes and even some collaboration afoot.
Chris Brown and Justin Bieber are teaming up.
Breezy spray painted my half pipe. He's super dope. http://t.co/IPTTFAJshk
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 5, 2013
Busy Philipps’ daughter has a long, if accurate, nickname.
My husband has started calling our baby Cricket "Don Crickles". You know, cause she's bald and likes to insult people.
— Busy Philipps (@Busyphilipps25) September 5, 2013
Today is a day of jokes about old white men. Thanks, Ellen Page.
I don't know if I'm really buying Chris Hemsworth as Rush in this Rush Limbaugh biopic
— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) September 5, 2013
Kathy Griffin auditioned to officiate Lance Bass‘ wedding, and we love that.
. kathygriffin auditioning to officiate the wedding http://t.co/x1RSIHMnlY
— Lance Bass (@LanceBass) September 5, 2013
Demi Lovato has a problem, and the first step toward fixing it is admitting to it.
Dear Candy Crush, I feel like you only love me for my money…
Zach Braff failed the ’80s.
I never figured out how to "wang chung tonight."
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) September 5, 2013
James Deen is looking for someone to shoot an adult film with him. Really.
my scene got cancelled today i guess i could shoot amateur porn for http://t.co/jJmyEuf1Uy… anyone want to shoot a porno with me?
— James Deen (@JamesDeen) September 5, 2013
We kinda dig Sean Lowe‘s lines to Catherine Giudici.
— Catherine Giudici (@clmgiudici) September 5, 2013
Elizabeth Banks let her inner nerd shine through.
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) September 5, 2013
And Wil Wheaton gave out tips for enjoying your life more.
I walked around today with a nine degree tilt. You know, for whimsy.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) September 5, 2013